Nickname: JP
Hometown: Old Meldrum
Birthplace: Aberdeen
DOB: 27 May 1990
Occupation: Joiner
Relationship Status: Whipped
Strengths:
His swagger
Joinery
Best looking man in Scottish Curling
Weaknesses:
Alcohol
Cards
Ability to stand still
Sneezing
Most Common Phrases:
"I will have a Bacardi Breezer please."
"...then I hit myself with the hammer"
"How does reverse kick work again?"
"How do you play skins?"
Accomplishments
3rd - Scottish Junior Championships 2010
1st - Scottish Junior Championships 2011
5th - World Junior Championships 2011
3rd - Scottish Men's Championships 2012
1st - Goldline Scottish Curling Tour 2013
3rd - Scottish Men's Championships 2013
1st - Edinburgh International 2013
